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There’s a fungus among us! Well, more like… fungi? Believe me, the only fun guys you need to pay attention to are Matt and Jason as they don the evil sunglasses and hack up the Japanese language with their culinary commentary on the 1963 release of Attack of the Mushroom People. Let your handsome hosts shoot spores all over you in the form of film background, funny crimes, the Shipwheel Cult, Japanese Gilligan’s Island, Matt the Yacht Rock Captain, the loss of humanity, hallucinogenic experiences, Reverse Geisha, exciting slave trader careers, Jason’s anti-Gamera rant and other bulbous banter. Now, go on. Give it a lick. It’ll make you feel good.

The Voice in the Night by William Hope Hodgson | Fungus Isle by Philip M. Fisher | The Haunt of Fear #9 | Rock ‘n’ Roll Creation – Spinal Tap | Ishirô Honda | The Rime of the Ancient Mariner – Iron Maiden | Gilligan Goes Techno | The Kobayashi Maru Scenario | Kumi Mizuno | Toho Co. Ltd. | Akira Kurosawa’s “Ran” | Sunglasses At Night – Corey Hart | Benji | Eiji Tsuburaya | Shinrikyo: He Hated Subways | Bennington Triangle | Shipwheel Necklaces at Amazon! | The Irish Goodbye | Hisashi Shimonaga | Nurhaci | Still of the Night – Whitesnake

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Great Cushing’s ghost, Matt and Jason are seeing DOUBLE! But this time, it’s not the booze. It’s the blood-soaked bosoms belonging to the Twins of Evil. Become a servant of the Devil as your handsome hosts travel back to 1971 to bring you movie details, unintentionally filthy names, Matt’s twin-dating experience, the Mammo-cam, more teens and their sex and drug riots, Jason’s like for lackeys, polite groping, buying hookers when you’re old, the Pubic Hair song, and lots and lots of the ol’ Kensington Gore. May you find mercy at the seat of our Dark Lord.

Hammer Films | The Karnstein Trilogy | Fangoria Says We’re “Hilarious” | The Vampire Lovers | Lust For A Vampire | Carmilla by J. Sheridan LeFanu | The Rank Organization Gong Man | The Collinson Twins [NSFW] | Burn The Witch! | Chuck Wagon | Wookieepedia: Peter Cushing | Twins of Evil theme vs… | Justice League: The Animated Series theme | Katya Wyeth in A Clockwork Orange | The Flesh and Blood Show | Eye of the Tiger – Survivor | Sad Eyes – Robert John | The Church of Satan | Fright | John Hough

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And now, Terror Fiends, we’re going to give you the greatest thing your ears have ever beheld! The Eighth Wonder of the World… Matt and Jason’s commentary on the 1976 remake of King Kong. But don’t be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. It’s all money and adventure and fame for your handsome hosts as they unchain movie background, comparisons to the original film, mime hatred, Jason’s new porno name, no one liking Grodin, Matt’s chloroform memories, sexual smorgasbords, the whiskey spit take, perceived racism, King Kong: 9/11 terrorist, and other ceremony spoilers. So, everybody on deck! We’re going on a crazy voyage.

Dino De Laurentiis | Gordon’s Alive, Bitches! | Sensurround! | Star Wars Condoms | Charles Grodin | Seance on a Wet Afternoon | Lloyd Bridges Picked The Wrong Week… | Sea Hunt | Jessica Lange | Shields and Yarnell | John Randolph | Lorenzo Semple Jr. | Rick Baker | My, What Big Eyes You Have! | Peter Cullen’s Voice Work | John Guillermin | King Kong Lives | Evel and His Canyon Jump | Disaster Movies of the 1970s | The Honey Badger Is Beyond Your Concern For What He Does (NSFW) | King Kong Movie Poster | Trick or Treat | Let’s Go To Princess Aura’s Secret Pleasure Moon

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Beauty might have killed the beast but there is no way to shackle down and tame this episode of Terror Transmission. Matt and Jason are liquored up and ready to take you on a grim expedition through the dense jungle of Skull Island for their captive commentary on 1933’s King Kong. You might not get the damsel in distress but you’ll get plenty of film facts, conservationism, Jesus and his dinosaur fetish, Matt’s dream “yacht rock” outfit, perfect areolas, the Official Terror Transmission Ebola Charity Donation Fund, swimming seamen, child-coddling / gender-neutral / everyone’s-a-winner / anti-boy magazine ideas, fake prehistoric animals, wealth vs. sex, the muscle baby cameo, a brief history of giant monsters in film and other gorilla tactics. Holy mackerel! What a show!

Eat Some King Dong Tonight | Don’t Dream It, Be It! | RKO | Merian C. Cooper | Tippi and Togare | Scientists “Prove” Jesus Rode The Dinosaurs | The Name’s Penishands… Edward Penishands | King Kong Overture – Max Steiner | The Most Dangerous Game | Morrie’s Wigs (NSFW) | Bruce Cabot | The Command To Look by William Mortensen | TCM: Fay Wray | WAMPAS Baby Stars of 1926 | Stroheim | StroHEIM | STROHEIM | Dawn Patrol – Megadeth | Dead End | Deep Thoughts with Nietzsche | “Satan Holds Court In Hell” by Gustave Doré | Land of the Lost | Lochness – Judas Priest | Buckwheat’s Greatest Hits | Don King: He Has Silly Hair | Ernest B. Schoedsack | The Lost World (1925) | Puttin’ On The Ritz – Taco | KISS Meets The Empire State Building | Son of Kong

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SCREAM! Scream with everything you’ve got! Scream as your handsome hosts put a strange creature inside you known as the 1959 release of The Tingler. Sure, it’s an ugly and dangerous thing, but stick around and don’t panic as Matt and Jason bring you movie commentary, the perfection of mute girlfriends, made-up sexy sitcoms, the “coming” of the lord, LSD experimentation, the insensitivity of your hosts, trusting in doctors, the things Hitler didn’t ruin and other frightening shocks. So, make sure to scream at the right time. It might just save your life.

The Bacon Incident | Columbia Pictures | Harry Cohn | Johnny Wadd | William Castle’s Film Gimmicks | Vincent Price | Round and Round – Ratt | The MCC – Strangely, Not An Enemy of Tron | The Process Church of the Final Judgment | Leary Says To Turn On, Tune In And Some Other Nonsense | AIP: The Movie List | Pictures of Nietzsche | As The Velvet Worm Turns | Angel of Death: The Lyrics | Tol’able David | Marilyn Burns (1949-2014)

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“What kind of a place did you say this was?” It is a house of pain wherein your handsome hosts make… things. Things! Great big commentary things, like this one for 1932’s Island of Lost Souls. Strand yourself in this doomed locale as Matt and Jason perform their curious ceremony of film background, promoting the beast in Man, learning mammary euphemisms from Jason’s son, flossing with nipple hair, Matt’s view on Mormons, burning down your own neighborhood in protest, junkies in Burlington and other great achievements. Are you not terror fiends?

H.G. Wells | The Victoria Street Society | The Island of Dr. Moreau: The Book | The Island of Dr. Moreau: The ’70s Movie | The Island of Dr. Moreau: The ’90s Movie | Holland vs. The Netherlands | Catalina Island | Star Trek: What are Little Girls Made Of | Charles Laughton | Souls of Black – Testament | Guyana Was So… Tragic | Salo Guy Poos and Yells, “MANGIA!” (NSFW) | Erle C. Kenton | Men or… DEVO?

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If you forgot what terror was like… it’s back. Your handsome hosts have returned to the beach, luring you into the water with their consuming commentary on 1975’s Jaws. So, before you go swimming, enjoy the clear skies and gentle surf as Matt and Jason go overboard for movie facts, Hollywood conspiracies, how new movies suck, why Matt doesn’t swim, bad nautical puns, the inevitability of nature, hippie naiveté, plus musings about Monster Bash 2014 and other floating bloody chum. So, if you want to stay alive, then ante up. We need the booze money.

Spielberg… He’s Done Some Movies | Pederastic Park? | History of Sharks | Shark Week | Peter Benchley | Read The Novel | Duel | Jaws Swag: Collect Them All | Fast As A Shark – Accept | Urban Dictionary: Shylock | Thalassophobia | Roy Scheider | Landshark | Airplane! | Jabberjaw | Richard Dreyfuss | Dreyfuss in Close Encounters of the Third Kind | H.R. Pufnstuf | Sega’s Killer Shark | Robert Shaw | Still of the Night – Whitesnake | Narragansett Beer | Moby Dick | Jaws Soundtrack | Vice Versa – Samson | Bugsy Malone | Whiplash – Metallica | Kali Yuga | Jaws 2

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It’s possible that, by drinking heavily and watching this movie, your handsome hosts might have summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world. So spin your metal albums backwards and join Matt and Jason in the fires of their own hideous commentary on 1987’s The Gate. It’s an enjoyable descent into film facts, heavy metal memories, Matt’s VHS capers, the weird kid in the corner, childhood movie crushes, purple camels, rooster hairdos, backmasking, psychedelic ejaculate, undead Harryhausen and other “touching” moments. Just make sure you’ve launched your rockets at the end. That’s the best!

Tibor Takács | The Original (And Awesome) Poster | The (Stupid) DVD Box Art | Dorff Hawks The E-Cigs | Just The Ten of Us | From Hell To The Unknown | Louis “Twelve Twenty” Tripp | Utopiate – XAOS | Christa Denton | Midnight Madness | Heavy Metal Parking Lot | The Awakening – Sacrifice | At War With Satan (Introduction) – Venom | Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock ‘n’ Roll | Sean Sellers | I Madman | The Bolt Thrower Booklet of Evil (from Realm of Chaos) | Don’t Bury E.T… He’s Not Dead | How Is Prince? He’s Fine | This Is Spinal Tap | Urban Dictionary: Tripping Balls | Randall William Cook | Gate II

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From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958’s Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you’ll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our “arguably” best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason’s Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt’s love of Lisas, Codename: Hummus, vampire wish lists, cross-pollenating mediocrity and other unspeakable evils. It only remains for you now to await the daylight hours. Until then, sleep well, Terror Fiends.

Ozzy and the Holocaust | The Curse of Frankenstein | Hammer Films | Reflex Hammer: NOT Called A “Little Rubber Tomahawk” | Horror of Dracula: The Awesome Poster | (Probably Not A) Griffin | Klausenburg/Cluj-Napoca | AMC: Lee/Cushing Favorites | The Infamous Shot of Christopher Lee | Bernard Robinson | Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves – Annie Lennox and Aretha Franklin | Think I’m In Love – Eddie Money | Marmoset: It’s A Monkey | Mondegreen | Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions | Babymetal | DarkFetishNet: Buried Alive | Ming’s End?

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You cannot escape destiny by running away. It lies in the shadows, pale and ravenous, beckoning you to darkly embrace this commentary on 1922’s Nosferatu. Stretch out your neck and anticipate the bite of film facts, the Land of Pens, the implications of “Schatten”, those pesky Allied Forces, Jason’s dog tracking adventure, gay Hollywood, the shock of prohibition, Jurgen the computer hoarder, landlubbers and, let us not forget, the SHEKEL MESSIAH! So, feel free to listen in. But, it will cost you sweat and tears, and perhaps… a little blood.

Dracula by Bram Stoker | Drakula halála | Nosferatu and the Occult(ists) | Albin Grau | Biedermeier, Biedermeier, Biedermeier… | Wismar: A Pictorial | Luebeck | Aardvark vs. Anteater | Hans Erdmann | Max Schreck | Shadow of the Vampire | TCM: F.W. Murnau | At Dawn They Sleep – Slayer | Satanas | Nosferatu The Vampyre | Yes, THAT Bettie Page Mug | Leper Messiah – Metallica | Nosferatu with Type O Negative | Starý hrad Castle

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