There is someone in this room. The smell of death surrounds you while you frantically look for a way out. Who — or what — is in the room with you? Could it be a machete-wielding retard bent on revenge for the death of his mother? Nah, it’s just Matt and Jason creeping through the darkness to bring you the commentary for the 1981 slasher sequel, Friday The 13th Part 2. Follow us to the campfire as we tell spooky stories of movie trivia, underaged girls, the fate of pubic hair, who the real Jason is, and with enough wit and charm to violently drive a spear through your frowny face. So, take that ridiculous pillow case off your head and listen in as we ring in our first anniversary of Terror Transmission with a true classic. Mrs. Voorhees would be pleased.

Slasher Film | Steve Miner | Fango’s FT13 Timeline | “Real-Time” FT13 Timeline | The Camp: Today | The Casino on Facebook | North Spectacle Lake | Jason… Meet Cropsy | Microvision: Not So Micro | Slowly We Garrote | It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s… Stu Charno! | Life and Death on the A-List | The “Other” FT13 Book | Girls Nite Out | The Crisis in Pubic Hair | Zapped! | Smokey Boys Band | Impalement Deaths – A Comparison | Gillette vs. Dash | MGP Settles The “Is Paul Dead” Question | Carl Fullerton

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Once more, the terror comes from the skies. But, this time, it’s personal. And you’re going to need some serious help in order to avoid a bloody and violent alien assimilation. So, grab a parka and a flamethrower, and listen closely to our commentary on the 1982 body horror known as The Thing. The plan of attack includes extensive details on the film, personal anecdotes, and enough inappropriate humor to warm up all of your hypothermic limbs. Once the objective is met, you’ll meet back at base for Matt and Jason’s latest DVD viewings. No, we’re NOT f**king kidding! Tune in!

The Thing – Introduction by John Carpenter | Wild Kingdom | Rob Bottin | Morricone’s Thing | Brimley’s Dirty “Diabeetis” | Super-duper-stition | You’re Placing That Product WHERE? | Defibamarumalator | Are You On Goofballs? | Dracula Sucks | Keith David | This Link Brought To You By J&B | Your Piercing Is Gay | Everyone Gets Fed At The Donner Party | Turn Up The DIO | Dark Horse’s Thing | Sonny Bellavance

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The Colony. A relaxing retreat for those in need of escaping the hustle and bustle of urban life. A gathering of supportive and like-minded individuals. A place to collect one’s thoughts… of transforming into a rampaging lycanthropic beast bent on carnage and wild abandon. Yes, it’s werewolf time once more, and Matt and Jason are bringing out their own version of fang and claw with their commentary on the 1981 splatter spectacular, The Howling. All bases are covered: film background, philosophy, special effects, history, boobies… you know, the important stuff. Then stick around post-movie for M&J’s chat on their recent DVD viewings.

An American Werewolf In London | Rob Bottin | The Howling: The Book | John Holmes Superstar | The Good Ol’ Times (Square) | Encore, Velour! | Lycanthropy – The Basics | Elisabeth Brooks | Forrest J. Awesome-man | Gee, I’m Really Stumpp’d | Playboy – December 1981 | Wolf Brand Chili | RX-7 NOW! | Will To Power Bar | Evil Overlord List | Joe Dante | Timescape Zero

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Life (or lack thereof) can be difficult for the recently reanimated. Whether it’s trying to find gainful employment or that special someone, it can be tough at times to fit in with a world of smiling, happy, as-yet-undead people. That’s why we at Terror Transmission have developed this commentary for the 1985 sci-fi/horror spectacular, Re-Animator; to help you in your time of need. Sit back and relax your rotting and mutated limbs as Matt and Jason lull you into a state of drooling hypnotic bliss, comforting you with their movie facts and related background, their strange choice in wine, and their ravenous appetite for bubble-headed coeds. After the film, M&J will give you some sense of closure with their recent DVD viewings, details on the next contest giveaway, and more. Welcome back to life!

Who Rates The Movies? | LaserDisc Was The Future | Playboy – December 1986 | Organic Theater Company | Cook County Morgue | Barbara Crampton Without Clothes | Barbara Crampton “With” Clothes | Herbert West: Reanimator | 24 Gallons of Blood in Liters | Oh Snap!!!!! | Yes, There Really IS A Re-Penetrator | Make Your Own Re-Agent… I mean, Glow Stick Juice | Some People Don’t Like Phish | Merkins, Anyone? | Trust The Dust | Desk Spike | Dissection | Khaaaaaaan! | Peter H. Gilmore

Bonus Link: Maxwell House of ReAnimator

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Christmas. A time for presents and pretty lights. A time for family gatherings and cheerful songs. A time for… bloody carnage? Well, in this latest installment of Terror Transmission, that’s what you get in the form of the 1984 killer Santa flick, Silent Night, Deadly Night. Matt opens the gift of teen memories while Jason’s package contains a whole lot of love for scream queen, Linnea Quigley, not to mention other goodies under the tree. So, gorge yourself on candy canes and egg nog as you enjoy our commentary on this holiday horror favorite. Are you naughty enough?

Saturnalia | PMRC | Occult Significance of TriStar Pictures | Siskel & Ebert Just LOVE This Movie | Heber City, Utah | Traumatization IS a word! | Grim Prairie Tales | Baby Throwing, Indian-Style | Santa Claus: Frightener of Children | The Mephisto Waltz | Evel Knievel Toys | Krull | Oh, THAT Phoebe Cates Pool Scene (NSFW) | Retard Strength | Rowlf | The Linnea Quigley Workout | The Boogens | Psychic TV

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The counselors may have not been paying any attention, but you should to this exciting episode of Terror Transmission, in which M&J vivisect the 1980 release of one of the greatest slasher films of the decade: Friday The 13th. As our vengeful killer picks off the kiddies one by one, your hosts will fill your woozy, bloodsoaked head full of background info, FT13 trivia, their own twisted fantasies, their amazingly witty repartee… and they even drag a doll… um, I mean, an action figure… into the fray. Plus, the usual post-movie chat and some e-mail following the feature. Careful! It’s got a death curse!

Encephalitis | Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco | Dorothy Hamill hairdo | EST | Jeannine Taylor | Crystal Lake Memories | Paraskevidekatriaphobia | Strip Monopoly | Mary Crosby – Hot Bikini Action | Manfredini! | Larry “Bud” Melman | Aldo Nova | Tom Savini | The Burning | Brennivin | Le Quebecois Don’t Like You | FT13 Story Timelines | Scary Monsters

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Gather ’round, kids. It’s time! Time to put on your costumes, stuff your faces full of candy corn, and listen to our creepy commentary for the 1982 Myers-less third entry in a certain famous horror franchise — Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Accept the numbing earworm of the Silver Shamrock commercial jingle as we bring you all of the bizarre, Celtic occultness of one man’s mission to do something really horrible to children via the tapped power of an ancient ritual site of historical note… and computer chips… and rubber masks. Confused? Good, then you’re as ready for this episode as we were. Enjoy, and Happy Halloween!

The Shatner/Myers Connection | Silver Shampain | Stacey Nelkin | Vinyl Halloween Costumes | OUI | Hot Tubbin’ With Mikey | Coup de Villes | Don Post Masks | Gloria Steinem | Stonehenge | The White Shadow | Reflective Paint | Ted Bundy | Tom Burman | Hell Of All Hells

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Get out your chainsaws and sewing kits as your attractively blood-drenched hosts bring you the 1982 slasher gorefest, Pieces. Will you cringe more over the sheer carnage of insane murder or from all of the bad acting, cheesy music, and inept dubbing? Perhaps, Jason’s sniffling or Matt’s college bimbo imitation will do it for you. In any case, you’re bound (and gagged) to have a good time.

Joe D’Amato | Nude Jigsaw Puzzles | La Residencia | Aerobics | Anal Paprika | Cop Sucker | Giallo | Neuromuscular-Blocking Drug | Sonny Bellavance

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