It creeps. And leaps. And glides and slides. And then crawls into your ear and becomes the latest episode of Terror Transmission! Feel yourself being slowly digested by the gelatinous commentary for 1958’s The Blob. Beware of Matt and Jason’s otherworldly details on child retardation, uptight ’50s teen girls, bad slang, irritatingly catchy pop lyrics, and an oozing onslaught of movie-related background and trivia. Following the carnage, M&J cool it and then make with the crazy DVD flick chatter. Later, gator!

Drink The Blob! | Flaming Youth | ’50s Teen Cinema | Sing The Blob! | Jordy Meets the Meteor | ’50s Slang | Opposites Attract | Juvies: Not Yet Groovy | Brylcreem All Over Me | We Love You, Benji | Play With The Blob! | Monster Bash | BlobFest | The Decline of Civilization Part 4,309: Footed Pajamas for Adults | Proselytize: Jason’s Elocutionary Nemesis | Steve McQueen | Daughter of Horror | Jack Harris

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It’s tough in this day and age to find the perfect mate. Women across the world are longing to experience motherhood at any cost. And that’s why we at the Coffin Joe Institute of Eugenics want to impregnate you with a superior child. So, jump up on that examination table and let Matt and Jason put the evil seed in you as you weave in and out of consciousness, shaking and crying to the sound of their commentary on the 1964 Brazilian cult favorite, At Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul. The anesthesia might smell like rum, but you’ll soon forget all that as swirling images of Sepultura, blasphemy, Catholicism, tarantulas, Nietzsche, and spooky bearded characters fill your head. When it’s all over, stagger into the waiting room as M&J share their thoughts on recent DVD viewings. Yes, we’ll even pay the doctor’s bill. Que gostoso!

Learn To Curse In Portuguese | WE’RE DEAD! | Day of the Dead… Mexico, Not Romero | Cachaça | José Mojica Marins | Buried Alive In Vermont | EC Comics | Eugenics | Behold, The Overman! | Coffin Joe AND Sepultura | Something About This Video Is… Weird | Coffin Joe’s Got His OWN Wiki | It’s both, Jason | I’ll Give You A Topic. Bumcakes. Discuss.

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Only true Terror Fiends will rule the apocalypse and your headbanging hosts will be there alongside them, raising the horns in commentary salute to the 1986 metal horror offering, Trick or Treat. Prepare the flaming Jack-o-lanterns as Matt and Jason take you on a musical battle of band trivia, censorship, music discovery as a kid, backmasking, metal nerds, and the answer to the eternal question: which one is quicker, wine or whiskey? Following the curtain call, M&J discuss their most recent movie viewings, and maybe a rant or two in there as well. One thing is certain: These evil podcasters have just got to be STOPPED!

The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years | Gene vs. Ozzy | Sammi’s Got A Fan Club | Fear The Zabka | Mr. Snider Goes To Washington | Marc Price on Wikipedia | Fastway | Dino De Laurentiis | Backmasking | Long Live The Channel | Iron Maiden vs. Judas Priest | Motley Curr? | Bring On The Metal Horror Movies | After Midnight | Solid Gold on RetroJunk

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Who calls this movie from out of the Pit?! It’s Matt and Jason, you silly blasphemers! So, approach the altar as they unfurl the ancient scroll and read you their caustic commentary for the 1975 drive-in depravity, The Devil’s Rain. Wear your best robe and bring a chalice full of quality swill because M&J will be seriously invoking such maligned subjects as Satanism and the Church of Satan, facial hair supremacy, “The Shat,” Scientology, and movie/mob ties, plus plenty of saucy talk. After this extreme test of faith, stick around for Matt’s and Jason’s latest DVD viewings. In Nomine de Terror Transmission… we bestow this infernal episode upon you!

The Transformed Man | Crime: It’s A Family Thing | Travolta Fever | Caught In A Bosch | Ida Lupino | Anton Szandor LaVey | It’s November Rain, Matt | No Habla Esperanto | Altar-ing Reality | A Primer on Primer | Laserblast Will Blow Your Mind! | Mustachio: Your Favorite Flavor | I Ain’t Tripped Out By No Spook, Dig? | Guyana Is Totally Metal | Who Knew? Xenu, That’s Who | Say Hallo To Giallo | Think of the Rock and Roll Children | On the Car-Ride To HELL! | Kingdom of the Shatner | What Is Jason’s Favorite Word? | Borgnine’s Magic Bus | Shocker

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You’ll have plenty to be afraid of before this episode is over. And that’s because Matt and Jason will be putting electrodes to foreheads for the 1931 groundbreaking horror classic, Frankenstein. Celebrate this precious new life brought into a cruel and undeserving world by joining your handsome hosts for chatter on Boris Karloff, Universal films, the Mary Shelley novel, the joys of drinking, the meaning of life, battle scars, foursomes and other sordid affairs. After M&J have laid this one to its final resting place, keep listening as they bring you their thoughts on recent DVDs seen. It’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!

He… Is… The… Celebrator! | Thy Wine Is Grim | Tambora: Not a Bon Jovi Guitarist | Frankenstein REALLY Unbound | The Whale In The Coffin | Awesome von Stroheim | The Ballad of Dwight Fry | Gimme A Bath, Nanny | Frankenstein 1994 | Let’s Get Nasty, Nasty | The Bio of Dwight Frye | Jack Pierce | We Named The Burger After Junior | Speak of the British | Boris “Gentleman” Karloff | Beefaroni: Now On Amazon! | Calling Dr. Luv on iTunes | Drown A Kid In Malibu Lake | Reading Is Easy… and Groovy | How Low Can You Bungalow? | Boris Karloff’s Thriller

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Having a cat in your home for the first time involves more than you think. Cats are not necessarily the cuddly creatures some people imagine and you need to consider several things before sharing your abode with a feline: food costs, spaying or neutering, vaccinations, romantic jealousies, vicious attacks, brutal murderous rages, etc. Matt and Jason would like to help you through the transition with their commentary on the 1942 horror noir creeper, Cat People. Curl up in a ball and play with some yarn as M&J deliver the inside scoop on this Val Lewton classic, as well as pertinent discussion on crossdressing, public ogling, shoulder pads, wine, cats vs. dogs, and assorted obscenities. After the feature, zone out with some catnip as your hosts chat about their latest DVD viewings. Truly, a transforming experience.

Val Lewton | Welcome to the 3rd Floor | No Bed Of Her Own | Orson’s Getting Loaded | Cat Symbolism in Art | Working Girl | AMC: Film Noir | Carvel’s Ice Cream Cakes | Midnight Offerings | Divorce That Crazy Bitch! | There Were Sheep In Central Park | Come and Knock On Our Door… | Rankin-Bass | S[ermo] |||

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The battle for the minds of Terror Fiends will be fought in the video arena, and Matt and Jason will serve as your retina, your television, and your raw experience as they comment upon the 1983 body horror, Videodrome. The podcast is now the physical structure of your brains and, therefore, whatever appears on the podcast will be your reality: the behind-the-scenes movie details, the Blondie worship, the copious bottles of beer, the “freaky stuff” and the horror DVD discussion to follow — all fall within your mind’s eye. But be careful. It bites!

Body Horror | Subterranean SINema | NYT: David Cronenberg | The Skylab is Falling! | It’s A Shore Thing | Citytv | Pretty In Pinku | Hey, Blondie! | Ilsa, She Wolf of the S.S. | LSD, Man | You Don’t Have A McLuhan | Rick Baker | The Electric Hellfire Club | K-Y? Because I Love You | Herb Tarlek: Blogger? | The Thing With Two Heads | That’ll Mash A LOT of Potatoes

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There is someone in this room. The smell of death surrounds you while you frantically look for a way out. Who — or what — is in the room with you? Could it be a machete-wielding retard bent on revenge for the death of his mother? Nah, it’s just Matt and Jason creeping through the darkness to bring you the commentary for the 1981 slasher sequel, Friday The 13th Part 2. Follow us to the campfire as we tell spooky stories of movie trivia, underaged girls, the fate of pubic hair, who the real Jason is, and with enough wit and charm to violently drive a spear through your frowny face. So, take that ridiculous pillow case off your head and listen in as we ring in our first anniversary of Terror Transmission with a true classic. Mrs. Voorhees would be pleased.

Slasher Film | Steve Miner | Fango’s FT13 Timeline | “Real-Time” FT13 Timeline | The Camp: Today | The Casino on Facebook | North Spectacle Lake | Jason… Meet Cropsy | Microvision: Not So Micro | Slowly We Garrote | It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s… Stu Charno! | Life and Death on the A-List | The “Other” FT13 Book | Girls Nite Out | The Crisis in Pubic Hair | Zapped! | Smokey Boys Band | Impalement Deaths – A Comparison | Gillette vs. Dash | MGP Settles The “Is Paul Dead” Question | Carl Fullerton

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Rising from the pit of darkness comes the maddening sound of organ playing, each note struck as a glorious clarion call for revenge. Soon, murder fills the mind of the organist, and there is only one refrain to his dirge: as nine killed his wife, so nine must die. You might say he’s abhorrent, but we know him as The Abominable Dr. Phibes. As each wax effigy burns, Matt and Jason will take you through this 1971 payback tale, bringing you plenty about American International Pictures, Vincent Price, various Satanic connections in this film, personal musings, and how not to panic after spilling red wine on an off-white carpet. It’s like a magical drunken ride on a catapulted brass unicorn. Yes, it is THAT awesome. So, tune in or spend an eternity… in DOOM!

American International Pictures | Uncle Dale | No, Not Wes Craven’s Shocker | You’ve Been Coop’d | Initial Public Offering | How To Clean Red Wine Spills | No, Not THAT Peter Gilmore | But, Yes, THAT Church of Satan | All Work And No Plague… | Creeping Death | I’d Stick My Head In That | Lynn-Holly Johnson: For Matt’s Eyes Only | Coney Island of the 1940s | Dick Clark: Not Dead Yet | Deke Heyward | Robert Fuest

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It’s showtime! But, there’s more under the big top than just circus acts, smiling children, and cotton candy. The biggest show this night… is murder. And deceit. And betrayal. And… missing arms? The mystery of this perplexing combination unfolds as Matt and Jason shine the commentary spotlight on the 1927 silent flick, The Unknown. We’ll give you all you need to know about Lon Chaney, as well as the usual insight, wit, and off-track delights that Terror Transmission (and whiskey) can bring. Fun for the whole family… if your family is a bunch of maniacs and malcontents.

Lon Chaney | Hays and Confused | Joan Crawford | WAMPAS Baby Stars | Dissection Can Be Entertaining | Killing Christians – Playmobil Style | Was Mommie Really Dearest? | Boy Wonder? More Like Sexual Dynamo | Break Out The Monster Cards | Body Integrity Identity Disorder | It’s Animal Crackers, Matt | Whiskey Face | Some Girls Love Horses… A Lot | The Sentinel | Tod Browning: Rich Bitch | Monster Bash 2010

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