At Pi Kappa Sigma, our girls pledge themselves to service, grow in poise and confidence, keep their sense of values and, on occasion, must deal with a homicidal crank caller or two. Yes, sorority life can be difficult, particularly during the holiday season, and that’s why Matt and Jason wish to ease you into a cheerful position with their morally questionable commentary on 1974’s Black Christmas. Join the sherry-soaked slumber party as your lecherous hosts fill you in on movie background and trivia, Canadian wackiness, perverse squirrels, banana toes, teen-seducing English teachers, telephone drinking games, the gritty ’70s, Olivia’s beautiful hair, race fun, and other stocking stuffers. So, bring your smuggled hooch and your sexy attitudes. We’ll meet you in the attic.
Bob “Porky” Clark | The Horror of Poutine | Black Christmas: The Novel | Oh, Shalit | Learn To Shoot POV | Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things… DUH! | Hello Mindcrime | Yardie-Har-Har | Fellatio-Ho-Ho | Dean Martin on Facebook | I’ve Got Me Some Giallo Fever | Andrea Martin on SCTV | John Saxon | Jason’s NOT In Heavy Metal Parking Lot | Olivia Hussey