Have no fear, Terror Fiends. We are here to protect thee. We are also here to show you the exciting and rewarding lifestyle of the Antichrist with our commentary on the 1976 Satanic shocker, The Omen. Let us be your murderous nanny as we instruct you in the ways of the Devil through such topics as bad remakes, British evil, an operatic tribute to the moose, shoddy parenting, gilf-mongering, pleasant Italian ladies, and just how gosh darn adorable that Damien kid can be. No matter how many sixes you have on your head, you’ll be living it up with the Thorns in grand style. Just don’t get in the little one’s way.
Richard Donner | Eschatology | During What Episode Does Jason Spill The Wine? | Fantomas: The Omen | Gorgar Will Eat YOU | Hocus Focus | Know Your Rottweiler | Transubstantiation | Baboons Don’t Make Good Party Guests | Don’t Make Me Push It… Push It Real Good | Cthulhu Dildo | Buy The Soundtrack! | Then, Thank Jerry Goldsmith